i swallowed your cum you can text me first

(Source: turnovxr, via flowerjizz)

— 1 year ago with 40146 notes
"They were giving me the same response any guy gives me - slightly confused, but mostly scared."
— 1 year ago
#men  #patriarchy  #eccentric women  #are a threat to testosterone  #this blog exists 
me:oh fuck this is just my luck so listen i just thought you should know I'm bleeding all the time like constantly uh this sucks I dunno what to wow this really sucks sorry oh god i'm disgusting it's natural but it's gross you know oh fuck
him:...I guess we'll lay some towels down
— 1 year ago with 1 note

last night I danced with some nice-seeming fella who made me do an inside turn and then said ‘you look beautiful when you do that

current agenda:
- don’t vomit
- make peanut butter toast
- cry into peanut butter toast 

— 1 year ago
#never drinking again  #joining a convent 

one of my top ten fantasies is someone eating sushi off of me

— 1 year ago
#followed by a good hard rogering  #oriental  #sex fantasies 


touch me between my legs

— 1 year ago with 772 notes