| me: | oh fuck this is just my luck so listen i just thought you should know I'm bleeding all the time like constantly uh this sucks I dunno what to wow this really sucks sorry oh god i'm disgusting it's natural but it's gross you know oh fuck |
| him: | ...I guess we'll lay some towels down |
last night I danced with some nice-seeming fella who made me do an inside turn and then said ‘you look beautiful when you do that’
current agenda: - don’t vomit
- make peanut butter toast
- cry into peanut butter toastÂ
one of my top ten fantasies is someone eating sushi off of me
(Source: girlslovesextoo)
touch me between my legs